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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #481
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... you throw up sand

You know you´ve entered the wrong bar when..
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #482
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You get hurt!

(You walk into a bar, rather than a bar... get it? )

You know you're hungry when...
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 07:07 AM // 07:07   #483
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... your stomach sounds like a pissed off lion.

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 01:17 PM // 13:17   #484
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You have the urge to get up and play guild wars or get on the forums but when you attempt to move you are pushed back down by the pain.

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #485
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u start failing all ur tests

u know ur pregnant when
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16   #486
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.. the summerbreak is over and you have to go back to school.

You know Spring Break is coming up when...
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 02:25 PM // 14:25   #487
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u start spring cleaning

u know wintersday is comin when
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 05:08 PM // 17:08   #488
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Everyone in every town is saying the following...

"OMGZ WHERE IS THE COAL????"
"WHAT QUEST? HOWD YOU GET A GINGERBREAD SHEILD? LIKE OMGLZ"

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 05:36 PM // 17:36   #489
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you start puking up on your girlfriends lap

You know your gay when
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #490
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You watched brokeback mountain the first day it came out (or at all really)

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 11:33 PM // 23:33   #491
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ur on a holiday with me

u know uve got the runs when
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 11:55 PM // 23:55   #492
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you cant stop running

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Old Mar 29, 2006, 01:08 AM // 01:08   #493
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You do something STOOPID

you know you are a Richard Cranium when.....
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #494
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people are always saying you've got powdered sugar on your coat.

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Old Mar 29, 2006, 01:12 PM // 13:12   #495
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your are constantly thinking about, wishing you were with/doing whatever it is you got it so bad about.

you know you like cheese when...
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 01:26 PM // 13:26   #496
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u dine with feuerfrei every night

u know ur breath stinks when
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #497
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you dine with fuerfrei every night (j/k)

You know you love the new enegry sodas Valut and MDX
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 01:36 PM // 13:36   #498
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When you are under the age of 50!

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Old Mar 29, 2006, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #499
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you ran into the wall while staring at beautiful women.

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Old Mar 29, 2006, 05:10 PM // 17:10   #500
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You can remember the First Moon landing

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